Thank god for nude beach pictures because there’s no way I could go to any nudebeach. That’s because I would make such a fool out of myself staring at all these topless and totally naked babes. Of course, I would be sporting a constant boner, which wouldn’t be welcome at such beaches.

Or else I would have to lay on my stomach the whole time watch the beach nude babes walk on by. I have to hand it to these guys who are able to go to nude beaches and be totally cool and calm about all the women in their various states of undress.